Thursday, May 26, 2011

Unofficial Rules of the Gym

Where's your workout towel?!?
If you drop your water bottle at the front door, but continue to leave and not tell the front desk about the slippery mess you just made, you should be banned from the planet after a lengthy beating with barbells.

If your upper body looks like the Rock and your lower body looks like Pee Wee Herman, you are not doing onlookers any favors. Get thee to a leg press immediately.

If you are a man with a gigantic gut, do not wear a t-shirt from a pancake house to the gym, especially when the front of the shirt says, "got pancakes?" Because I think we all know the answer to that.

If you do not bring a workout towel and you sweat all over the machines and leave without cleaning up the mess, you are a fucktwit and should be shoved into an open sewer.

Thank You.

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