|Where's your workout towel?!?|
If your upper body looks like the Rock and your lower body looks like Pee Wee Herman, you are not doing onlookers any favors. Get thee to a leg press immediately.
If you are a man with a gigantic gut, do not wear a t-shirt from a pancake house to the gym, especially when the front of the shirt says, "got pancakes?" Because I think we all know the answer to that.
If you do not bring a workout towel and you sweat all over the machines and leave without cleaning up the mess, you are a fucktwit and should be shoved into an open sewer.