To the Fucking Bitch with the Black Towel on Her Head At the Gym:
1. You're fat. 2. Hovering so close to someone that you are practically sitting on their lap while they are working out is fucking rude. 3. You're ugly. 4. Blurting out "You finished yet?" is fucking rude. 5. You're short - and fat. 6. I hope you liked the way I let the weight stack slam down while you were standing there. I was hoping to get some of your fat folds caught in there. 7. I hope you get hit by a fleet of buses. 8. You're old. 9. I hate you.