Friday, May 8, 2009

Withdrawal


9-1-1 operator, what is your emergency?

Help! There's a giant ball of fire in the sky and I don't know what it is! It's burning! My skin is burning. I feel hot. I don't know what's going on! I think it might be aliens or a meteor or something!

Sir...

Should I seek shelter? I think I'm the only one who sees it. You gotta tell me what to do, I'm freaking out!

Sir, calm down! Do you want me to help you or not?

Yes...(heavy breathing)

That's the sun.

3 comments:

The Warden said...

People outside of NYC don't believe that our winters now stretch from September to May.

nikoeternal.com said...

oy

Hamamama said...

you are silly - i couldnt figure out where this story was going! :)