Thursday, May 14, 2009
Flip Flop Flap
I'm walking home from work when I see something that makes my eyes water. Some dopey girl has decided, "You know what? Like, these work shoes are just too hard to walk in, so when I leave work? I am going to, like, change into a pair of ugly red rubber flip flops, because, like those will totally go with my gray suit!"
As if the suit/flip-flop disaster wasn't disgusting enough, the idiot was chatting away on her cell phone, oblivious to the outside world. So oblivious, that she didn't even notice when she bumped into an elderly man as she tried to pass him on the sidewalk. Because I was behind her, I saw that she didn't even acknowledge the man, or apologize. The bitch just kept on walking. If I wasn't so tired, I'd have ran up to her and shoved her in front of a bus.