Since I figured that I might slip at some point, I made a list of several resolutions last year. I avoided calling them resolutions, since that would add to the pressure.
Here is last year's Goals for 2008 list in it's entirety. The items I crossed out are those which never materialized.
Go to the gym every single day (at least on the days when the temperature is above freezing)
Be less judgmental (maybe be more discriminating when applying the word "motherfucker"?)
Be more organized (don't forget things as much, write things down)
Be less "moody" (find vendor for Xanax online)
Learn something new (stop living in oblivion)
Make friends (stop screening calls)
Learn to be patient (stop cursing at the tourists in Times Square)
Be more sympathetic to other people's problems (fake it)
Happy New Year!