As we overtake a gray SUV, my eyes pop out of my head with disbelief. Allow me to explain.
Here is an SUV. Note the lack of fender vents on this model. Because most SUV owners are desperately trying to be something they're not, many have resorted to applying tacky aftermarket fender vents. These are applied with double face tape and serve no function, being purely
Below is the preferred location for said "decoration." Please excuse the lazy photoshopping. As you can see, it is on the fender, where a real vent might actually have been installed by the manufacturer. It doesn't matter how cheap and tacky it looks. None of that matters, because the addition of a faux fender vent just screams, "badass," even on the girliest of cars.
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That's right, it was on the fucking DOOR. Had I been driving, I'd have run this car off the road.