Monday, September 29, 2008

Weekend Update: Captain Obvious Attacks


I'm walking to my parent's house on Sunday. It's raining. Again. A group of four people are headed my way. The first two women pass me, and a third, lagging behind says, "Your pants are all wet in the back, Linda."

I had to bite my lip extra hard to avoid screaming, "Well, duh! It's FUCKING RAINING, IDIOT!"

I hate people.

1 comment:

1Letterman said...

I have boiled the truisms of the world down into two statements:

1. People are fucked.
2. Shit costs money.