Last night I had a dream that some masked man was shooting me in the stairwell of my building. At least 7 shots hit me, but I didn't die. I woke up before I could get help.
I looked it up on the internet and found this:
"To dream that someone is shooting you with a gun, suggests that you are experiencing some confrontation in your waking life. You may feel victimized in some situation."
At first I was confused, but then I realized, Well, my whole life is a confrontation, so maybe there's some truth to this.
And then I remembered the cat video I posted last night. The video's sound effect?
And there you go. The Greeks invented dream interpretation!