On a scale of 1-100, today's Anti-Social Level is:
92 - Dangerous
Side effects at this level include: irritability, frequent and unstoppable eye-rolling, extreme sarcasm, silence, sighing, lack of patience, indifference to the problems of others.
There is no treatment currently available. People should seek immediate shelter and avoid eye contact with this person. They should keep stupid questions to themselves, lest they lose an arm. Callers are advised to get to the point and accept the fact that voicemail means "I'll call you back because I'm busy."