Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I Just Can't

On a scale of 1-100, today's Anti-Social Level is:

92 - Dangerous

Side effects at this level include: irritability, frequent and unstoppable eye-rolling, extreme sarcasm, silence, sighing, lack of patience, indifference to the problems of others.

There is no treatment currently available. People should seek immediate shelter and avoid eye contact with this person. They should keep stupid questions to themselves, lest they lose an arm. Callers are advised to get to the point and accept the fact that voicemail means "I'll call you back because I'm busy."

4 comments:

joe*to*hell said...

WAIT! you mean that isnt normal? because i have been under the impression that it is.

only difference for me is that my voicemail really means "i'll call you back if i feel like it, because i sure as shit aint talking to you now"

yup. we're related.

love, cousin joe

Anonymous said...

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nikoeternal.com said...

"...irritability, frequent and unstoppable eye-rolling, extreme sarcasm, silence, sighing, lack of patience, indifference to the problems of others."

I don't get it. Does this mean you're exhibiting an even higher frequency of these symptoms than usual? :-P

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