Dear Annoying Courier Service Salesman Who Can't Take a Hint -
I barely slept last night, and I haven't had any coffee, because the lines at both Starbucks were out the door.
So now would be the perfect time to entertain your bullying hard-sell sales tactics, even though I told you weeks ago that we don't need a new messenger service and that we're happy with our current service. Have you noticed that whenever you call, you get put on hold for a long time, and then get myseriously disconnected? That's called "a hint."