Friday, July 18, 2008

Waitin For Your Call


Dear Annoying Courier Service Salesman Who Can't Take a Hint -

I barely slept last night, and I haven't had any coffee, because the lines at both Starbucks were out the door.

So now would be the perfect time to entertain your bullying hard-sell sales tactics, even though I told you weeks ago that we don't need a new messenger service and that we're happy with our current service. Have you noticed that whenever you call, you get put on hold for a long time, and then get myseriously disconnected? That's called "a hint."

But, no, really. Call me. I'm waiting...

1 comment:

uxpress said...

u talkin 'bout me?