It's no secret that I use a lot of humor in my daily interactions with people. But sometimes, I wish I had a censor button.
ME: What happened to your arm? COWORKER: I broke it - I was skateboarding. ME: At least you were doing something cool when it happened.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Is it my socially defective personality that makes me say dumb things? Am I getting old? Or am I so starved for fun that I would easily sacrifice part of my body to have some fun?
Maybe I should have pretended not to see the cast in the first place.