Thursday, June 19, 2008

Two Girls Walk into a Check-Cashing Store...


SCENE: Check cashing store, 9th avenue and 34th street.

BLACK GIRL WITH SUNGLASSES (exiting store): Shut the fuck up!
BLACK GIRL WITH YELLOW SHIRT (walking towards open door): No, you shut the fuck up. I'll slam those glasses right down on yo fuckin head!
ME: Oh, my God. This is gonna be goooood...
SUNGLASSES: (walks down street)
YELLOW SHIRT: (mildly annoyed)
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! KEEP WALKING!!

Oh, what I would have paid to see those two go at it, Jerry Springer style. You have no idea. But, alas, there was no fight to see tonight.

Maybe next time...

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