SCENE: Check cashing store, 9th avenue and 34th street.
BLACK GIRL WITH SUNGLASSES (exiting store): Shut the fuck up! BLACK GIRL WITH YELLOW SHIRT (walking towards open door): No, you shut the fuck up. I'll slam those glasses right down on yo fuckin head! ME: Oh, my God. This is gonna be goooood... SUNGLASSES: (walks down street) YELLOW SHIRT: (mildly annoyed) OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! KEEP WALKING!!
Oh, what I would have paid to see those two go at it, Jerry Springer style. You have no idea. But, alas, there was no fight to see tonight.