Thursday, June 26, 2008

Maybe She's a Robot, Too

Dear Fedex,

Please do not have robots call my office. If you'd like to speak with us, please have a human call. Idiots.

It's bad enough when we call you and have to talk to a robot.

And also, please inform your delivery woman that sunglasses on a rainy day are not necessary, especially indoors.

This isn't the first time, either.


Vidis said...

I got that the other day too on my cell phone, an rambling announcement for some jerk's book promotion - i hung up.
I wore sunglasses today in the rain, but only because I'm hungover -- maybe the FedEx driver was too -- oops ;(

Chris said...

I wore my sunglasses on the way out, then took them off when I realized it was cloudy. I was so pissed. How can I pretend to be a famous person avoiding the paparazzi if I can't wear my expensive Ray Bans? Fucking rain.