Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Maybe I Should Stop Watching COPS

Dear FedEx Lady,

It's bad enough when you come into the office wearing sunglass on a a sunny day.

But today, it's raining, which tells me you're hiding something. Which is it? Drug use? Domestic violence? Missing glass eye?

Or maybe it was hours of drug use followed by a violent altercation with your estranged ex-husband where he punched you, causing your glass eye to pop out and roll into the street and be swallowed by your pit bull.

Just wondering,

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