I got a ticket and I paid face value. Fuck you, Stubhub.
Here comes the paranoia. When will the ticket come? Will the USPS lose it? Will they send it in a massive envelope that doesn't fit in the mailbox at my building? Will it get stolen? Where will I hide it? Will Shadow knock it down behind the kitchen prep table and into the space between the wall and the floor? Should I get a safe deposit box? Should I hide it in the freezer?
This is nothing. Just wait until Pre-concert Day Paranoia sets in.