Thursday, April 24, 2008

Please Check the Number and Dial Again, Dumbass


ME: Good Afternoon, (company name ommitted).
CALLER: Um, what's the dress code for Webster Hall?
ME: This isn't Webster Hall.
*click*

(two minutes pass)

ME: Good Afternoon, (company name ommitted).
CALLER: Oh...I just spoke to you about Webster Hall...I think I have the wrong number?
ME: Wear whatever you want.
*click*

Next time she (or anyone else looking for Webster Hall's dress code) calls, I'm going to tell her one of the following:

"Black Tie"
"Drag"
"Something easily removable"
"Old Navy"
"Whipped Cream"
"Preppy"
"A pretty, pretty smile, my little sunflower"

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