Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I Think Not

Dear Neighbor,

My cat, whom I love and adore more than you is not "for rent." I seriously hope that you were joking when you asked to borrow him to take care of your mouse problem, because I find that highly offensive, not to mention disgusting.

How would you like it if I asked to borrow your dust-mop of a dog to clean the floors in my apartment? Bet you'd be pretty damn pissed.

Here are your options:
A) Hire an exterminator
B) Clean up your apartment
C) Get a cat of your own
D) All of the above

Have a great day.

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