What do these things have in common?
A) front row seats to a Madonna concert, where she sits on your lap and sings to you
B) a fat pay raise and a promotion to CEO, just because
C) the sudden ability to cook - without the aid of holy water
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Those are all ridiculous fantasies and likely to never happen. However, at least one seemingly impossible fantasy has come true.
According to a very reliable source (the building super), the Jackass on Four and his SheBeast girlfiend are M-O-V-I-N-G O-U-T.
I can't contain my excitement. I don't know what to do with myself. I considered calling them to ask if I can help them pack, but I'd be just as happy to watch them carrying their boxes to the moving van.
It just doesn't get any better than this.