Monday, March 10, 2008
Quagmire Would be Proud
I tend to stay away from news items, but I just can't resist here. Unless you're living under a rock or dead, you know that the major news right now is how our hard-working ethical governor has been exposed as nothing more than a horny cheatin dog.
You know what? Politicians are like parents. You don't want to visualize them as sexual beings because it's just gross.
The questions are popping up like weeds on a lawn. Will he resign? Why did he do it? Is he retarded? Does he have undiagnosed brain damage? How soon will his wife take a frying pan to his head?
What I want to know is this: How good of a hooker do you have to be to earn $5,500 dollars an HOUR?
Do you need to levitate? Shoot laser beams out your eyes? Go for days without stopping? What the FUCK?
Just imagine! Work one hour a month - and still make a fuckload of money! Wow. Are they hiring? I'll have to do a little waxing, but it will be well worth it! I'll keep you posted.