Tuesday, March 4, 2008
The Few. The Retarded. Our Marines.
By now, you may have seen the sickening, revolting, disgusting, nauseating, horrible, fucked-up, stupid, retarded, moronic, heartless, brainless, idiotic, senseless, and downright vexing "puppy toss" video.
If you have not, I will sum it up for you. Two of our "finest" military boys, in this case, Marines, have been caught on video throwing a puppy off a cliff.
Yes, you read right. It doesn't get any more fucked up than that. This is, perhaps MORE infuriating than my last two animal abuse posts, since there is video proof to go along with the story. A video that some are claiming to be fake.
I wish it were fake, but it seems pretty real to me. As real as that smug motherfucking Marine who shrugs as if he'd just tossed a soda can out the window of his Hummer.
These three low-life scumbags have yet to be caught, but I'm sure they will, because, if they're stupid enough to videotape themselves doing this, then they're stupid enough to brag about it after the fact. They obviously want attention. And boy, are they getting it.
So, in accordance with tradition, let's play Internet Justice.
What's the most appropriate punishment for the three fucktards shown in the horrible "puppy toss" video?
B) The Rack
D) Involuntary sex change operation
E) all of the above, plus execution by firing squad, drowning, stabbing, and electrocution.
(Thanks to Lori for the tip)