Monday, March 24, 2008

Excuse Me, Do You Carry RU 486?


K: Do I look pregnant?
C: What?
K: I was at Duane Reade, and the pharmacist asked, "How far along are you?"
C: Really?
K: Yes! (tugs at shirt) Do I really look pregnant?
C: No, but next time, just laugh and say, "Well, actually I'm headed over to get it aborted."

Betcha they'll never ask that question again.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I will definitely try this approach next time, but being that I joined a Gym; there won’t be a next time!