Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Also, I Will Scratch His Eyes Out


Dear Hale and Hearty Soup Company,

Please tell your delivery man that his cellphone rings like a fucking shrieking cat. This is not exactly appropriate when delivering to a quiet office. This is not appropriate at all.

If you send him again, he will be returned to you without arms.

Thank you.

1 comment:

MH said...

thanks for always getting my lunch for me. you're a doll