Thursday, January 24, 2008

Nope, We're Still Recovering

Dear Stupid, Stupid Holiday Card Company:

I know you're eager to show off your "exciting 2008 holiday card," but you're about 9 months too early. Maybe you should wait a while before sending out those samples in the mail.

It's a safe bet that pretty much no one wants to see trees, wreaths, or tacky gold lettering so soon after the fact. Some of us are still traumatized.

Please regroup and focus your efforts on Valentine's Day.

(And, for the record, it was hideous. It's currently torn in pieces at the bottom of my trash can.)


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