Monday, January 28, 2008

For Crying Out Wolf


Dear Frank, Fire Safety Director,

Really, how many times does the fire alarm need to be tested before you guys are sure it's working? Isn't once enough? Twice? Three times? SEVEN times? For fuck's sake. We're working here!

Thanks,
Chris

2 comments:

1Letterman said...

Maybe you should throw him into the oven at the Carnberry Deli where they would use him as a meat tapping?

That would serve him right.

nikoeternal.com said...

LOL Are Mexican-elementary-private-school-kids notorious for strapping heat?