You will experience the following bizarre dreams, including, but not limited to:
- Foreign strangers with thick accents and tiny, screwed up teeth in your apartment. They will claim to know you and try to kiss you. You will become increasingly paranoid that they are going to look into your laptop, which you've left open on top of the toilet tank.
- There will be a coffee maker in your bed that will malfunction and spill scalding hot water everywhere. You will rush to find your cat, who is suddenly covered in what looks like glitter.
This has been a Public Service Annoucement from the Zociety for Zound Zleep (ZZZ)