Friday, November 16, 2007

Deep Thoughts

Deep thoughts for those who take life way too seriously--

Save the whales
Collect the whole set

A day without sunshine is like--

On the other hand,
you have different fingers

42.7 percent of all statistics
are made up on the spot

99 percent of lawyers
give the rest a bad name

Remember, half the people you know
are below average

He who laughs last
thinks slowest

Depression is merely anger
without enthusiasm

The early worm may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap

Support bacteria
They're the only culture some people have

A clear conscience is
usually the sign of a bad memory

Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines

If you think nobody cares,
try missing a couple of payments

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand

so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane

Hard work pays off in the future
Laziness pays off now

Every one has a photographic memory
Some just don't have film

How much deeper would the ocean be
without sponges

Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

What happens if you get scared
half to death twice

I couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder

Why do psychics have to ask you
for your name?

Inside every older person is
a younger person wondering what happened

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck,
we would all fall off

Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

2 comments: said...

LMAO @ How much deeper would the ocean be
without sponges

Anonymous said...

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