Why do people not say a word to you when you're eating pizza, cookies and burgers, but the second that you announce you're on a diet, they say, "Oh, that's not good for you."
Shut it. Really. Just shut it. Today is day 17 of the South Beach Diet. My clothes fit again, I have confidence and boundless energy. Cookies, bread, pasta and the like have been banished for good.
Though I'd kill for a slice of toast right now.
And grape jelly.
Shit. I'll be right back.